10. Just when you think everyone you know is already on your friends list, a new person joins.
9. Seeing pictures of everyone elses brats....um I mean children.
8. Farmville
7. Realizing that your sarcasm is not a personality defect, or a defense mechanism, but rather an additive to the drinking water provided to you in school in the 70's & 80's, because everyone else has it just as bad as you.
6. Seeing that the pretty girl you went to school with, the one that you were sure was going to find meet and marry Scott Baio, ended up with a regular fella just like you.
5. Farmville
4. Being able to use LOL,ROFLMAO, WTF and OMG. I mean really where is in the real world is this okay?
3. Seeing that your ex boyfriend is still single and no kids. ( This is because you ruined him for all others and he is merely waiting for your call to rekindle what you started 20 years ago)
2. The more time spent on Facebook, the less time you have to interact with stinky people in the real world. I mean really, you have time for 300 pumps of Axe Spray and no time for a shower?
1. Farmville ( yes I am addicted, thank you very much)
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