Dear Jelly Beans

Dear Jellybeans, Hanging out with you these last 5 days doesn’t mean were BFF’s. Really I'm kinda sick of you. You’re a real problem around here. You think your so sweet don't you?

Not saying we’ll never hang out again, In fact, next year looks good. As for the few of you remaining (I’m talking to you purple &black) you all don’t have to return next time if that can be arranged. It's been sweet but you really have to go. Sincerely -Jens Big Fat Ass

Everyone- the Jellybeans sitting in my trash can have just issued the following statement and requested I post it live on Facebook:It was only our intention to bring a little joy to the people over the Easter holiday. As you all may know, we as a candy don... Read More’t really get out much except at this time of year. Suffocating in plastic eggs next to a few dimes & nickles for a couple days isn’t our idea of fun but we appreciate having a job during these rough economic times. Purple, black and green would like everyone to know that they are perfectly good flavors and Jen might be slightly prejudiced in her selections. And finally…we would like everyone to know Jens ass was big and fat waaaayyyyy before we got here. Thank you for your continued support- Jellybean

Dear Jens Big Fat Ass-

So this is how you want to play it? Really? Why you gotta do me like that? Are you so big now, you have taken on a life of your own? You can just blog and post and go along like it doesn't have anything to do with me. You'll be sorry, you will be the one to pay for this you ass. In fact that's it. No more nonsense, leave the poor jellybeans out of it. We'll take care of this once and for all. Im going to kick your ass ASS. See you at the beach!!!

Sincerely- Jennifer